from What Mr. Cogito Thinks About Hell
By Zbigniew Herbert
The lowest circle of hell. Contrary to prevailing opinion it is inhabited neither by despots nor matricides, nor even by those who go after the bodies of others. It is the refuge of artists, full of mirrors, musical instruments, and pictures. At first glance this is the most luxurious infernal department, without tar, fire, or physical tortures.
...Beelzebub supports the arts. He provides his artists with calm, good board, and absolute isolation from hellish life.
Translated by Bogdana and John Carpenter